i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
