Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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