so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Randomize
