She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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