No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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