The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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