How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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