ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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