he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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