her vagine was all disorganized.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
