They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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