batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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