I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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