oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
