you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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