so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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