Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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