My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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