She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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