i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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