Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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