oh god the rape fog is back!
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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