You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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