Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We talked him into tasing himself.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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