You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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