Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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