Who wears a wallet chain?!
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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