her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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