Since when is my name a synonym for head?
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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