How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Randomize