what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
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