very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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