Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I just gift wrapped bread.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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