i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Sorry my hands just texted you
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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