my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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