i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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