u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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