My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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