dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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