it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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