My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
home. puking in laundry basket.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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