The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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