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Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Acid is not a monday night drug
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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