I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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