just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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