just tell him i said nine months
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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