I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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