PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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