I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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