Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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