we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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