What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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