You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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